Author Topic:   The stalker speaks....
DeadElrond
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posted 29 July 2002 08:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DeadElrond     Edit/Delete Message
"I have changed my "offensive" message on the Brazil v England thread as it spoils it for the rest of the people here. As does regularly provoking people on here last season and taking the piss out of a thread about Hillsborough.

But that doesn't seem to count when you argue back.

There's only going to be more arguments in the coming season and the vast majority of people here get fed up of it. The same person started at least five of these arguments last year and is now pretending to be only interested in "light hearted banter".

Hence the constant Hillsborough and thieving Scousers jibes by him which were denied and then edited out by him...

Anyway, to keep the peace (?) within this forum and to let the majority of people have a good time here I shall retreat to my hovel permanently and not visit here nor the Chateau. ( Or indeed, Kev's sweaty old Lodge )

It seems a bit odd anyway to be contributing to a Danny Baker forum when I never get to hear him (Thommo's cds aside) and moots are out of the question anyway for the moment. I never watch The Simpsons or listen to Dylan. And who wouldn't want a smaller phone bill?

Enjoy the football season one and all. And when's there's arguments cropping up, have a look in the "topic starter" column. Don't say I didn't warn you....(Good luck Dave G)

Bye to the sung and unsung. You know who you are

...yawyna dratsab aeslehc eht delttar I ekil smeeS

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moonsafari
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posted 29 July 2002 08:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for moonsafari   Click Here to Email moonsafari     Edit/Delete Message
Nooooooooooooooooooo. Although your dislike of The Simpsons is kinda weird I ask you to seriously reconsider!!!!

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Simon T
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posted 29 July 2002 08:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Simon T     Edit/Delete Message
Well, fuck you, then.

(Do you think I've handled matters appropriately?)

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grockle
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posted 29 July 2002 09:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for grockle   Click Here to Email grockle     Edit/Delete Message
1435 posts sir? You can't leave till at least 2000. It's in the Orange Handbook page 37 paragraph 2.

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ponyupthedough
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posted 29 July 2002 09:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ponyupthedough   Click Here to Email ponyupthedough     Edit/Delete Message
Hope you did Dead, I hope you did.

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richardx
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posted 29 July 2002 09:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for richardx   Click Here to Email richardx     Edit/Delete Message
"contribute" is the key word here Dead dear boy - I should feel I am losing out if you wander off somewhere.

Stay.

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The Reverend Whitby Man
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posted 29 July 2002 09:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Reverend Whitby Man   Click Here to Email The Reverend Whitby Man     Edit/Delete Message

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Prof Freudx
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posted 29 July 2002 09:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Prof Freudx   Click Here to Email Prof Freudx     Edit/Delete Message
Perhaps you woule feel better if you relived your experience mein liebling.

(and that way we could all get to watch you winding the bugger up, and generally stan in your corner and shout hoozah every time you score a direct hit)

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LSD
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posted 29 July 2002 10:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LSD     Edit/Delete Message
...redisnocer esaelp

[This message has been edited by LSD (edited 29 July 2002).]

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Red Vixen
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posted 29 July 2002 10:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Red Vixen   Click Here to Email Red Vixen     Edit/Delete Message

Red Vixen protests after claims DE is trying to leave the Treehouse.

Seriously though - enough! The atmosphere is getting too much on this board. I don't want you or anyone else to leave! Can't we all smoke hookahs and live as brothers?

[This message has been edited by Red Vixen (edited 29 July 2002).]

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Prof Freudx
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posted 29 July 2002 10:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Prof Freudx   Click Here to Email Prof Freudx     Edit/Delete Message
mmmmmmmm - brother vixen?

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andrew/oafc
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posted 30 July 2002 12:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for andrew/oafc   Click Here to Email andrew/oafc     Edit/Delete Message
I like Old Dead.He's bazzin'.

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KevS
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posted 30 July 2002 05:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for KevS   Click Here to Email KevS     Edit/Delete Message
I feel I should pass comment as let's face it, Dead is my nemesis.

It would be appreciated if you remained around sir. Be advised that if you do not reconsider, I will be forced to enforce Section (33)(b)(iii) of the Treehouse Handbook which states that:

"If a treehouser resigns their place on 1000 posts plus, to show their gratitude, fellow treehousers will provide a gift of every Simpsons episode ever made. Oh yes, and Star Trek as well"

I never realised that a photograph of me would have such an effect...

Stay, you old miseryguts. I need someone to have a fight with. (RV tends to use her heels and it's too painful)

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Stig O'Tracy
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posted 30 July 2002 07:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stig O'Tracy   Click Here to Email Stig O'Tracy     Edit/Delete Message
Stay. Just a little bit longer...

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Bob Wilson
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posted 30 July 2002 07:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Wilson   Click Here to Email Bob Wilson     Edit/Delete Message
What?!
I urge you to reconsider... you are like a brother to me (I don't see him either )

When you post a message with that angry face, I think, ah, good, he's having a moan about fuck all again! (and you usually are)

If you really mean it when you say you want the majority of people to have a good time here, then stay, you certainly brighten my day with your humour. (Anyway, as far as I can work out the majority of people on here are Richardx and Mick!)
You could always support the mighty Ipswich, then when people say "They're shit" you just think, good point, well made.

Stay.

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Marcus
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posted 30 July 2002 07:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Marcus   Click Here to Email Marcus     Edit/Delete Message
Would anyone like to tell me what this is all about? I didn't read the Brazil v England thread because I worked out from the title that it was likely to be about footy. I don't think the old board would be the same without Dead though.

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flameboy
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posted 30 July 2002 07:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for flameboy   Click Here to Email flameboy     Edit/Delete Message
I haven't been here for a while, but I recognise the names of the regulars - and Dead, you are one of the vital parts of the Treehouse. If you leave, it might fall down.

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Barry Chuckle
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posted 30 July 2002 08:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Barry Chuckle   Click Here to Email Barry Chuckle     Edit/Delete Message
I've driven through flood and storm for this news! I should have stayed in my little electric-and-phone-less house and remained ignorant.

Don't let the ignorant deprive of us of another valued Treehouser.

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Paul McCartney
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posted 30 July 2002 08:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Paul McCartney   Click Here to Email Paul McCartney     Edit/Delete Message
Stay!

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Richard Starkey
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posted 30 July 2002 08:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Richard Starkey   Click Here to Email Richard Starkey     Edit/Delete Message
I agree with Macca, and so would John & George

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richardx
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posted 30 July 2002 08:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for richardx   Click Here to Email richardx     Edit/Delete Message
We need to be democratic people, in the face of this terrible threat, so here goes, one man, one vote, should he stay or should he go now.

There are only two rules:

1) My vote is worth 1,000,000 of anyone elses
2) Don't mention Pie Club

I hereby cast my vote


STAY (X 1,000,000)

Shall i start counting?

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Sub-atomic Katt
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posted 30 July 2002 10:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sub-atomic Katt   Click Here to Email Sub-atomic Katt     Edit/Delete Message
As a regular peruser but irregular contributor (too slow-witted) I’m not sure that my vote really counts.

But I’d like it recorded that Dead Elrond is my favourite and I hope he stays.

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bribrox
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posted 30 July 2002 10:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bribrox   Click Here to Email bribrox     Edit/Delete Message
..D.E. is a veritable..some say cornerstone...some say institution....some say beacon.....

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Karl Eldridge
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posted 30 July 2002 10:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Karl Eldridge     Edit/Delete Message
A really silly and attention seeking post from someone who writes well and whose contributions seem to be well enjoyed on here ( so why leave ).
I made some badly judged remarks on here last season which I apologised for several times. It wasn't enough for some people who insisted I was making bare faced "jokes" about The Hillsborough disaster which I was not. I got a lot of abuse and was even threatened at home ( vie e-mail )by a right old looney.
I left this site and then found out I was one of the first ever to post on here... so I returned and sat in the corner for a while.
However DeadElrond... I think you'll find most people don't give a damn about all this and just want to have a laugh.
Have a rethink ( or a re-evaluation maybe ) and just carry on.
( glad you didn't find the real dirt on me phew )

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Aunty Em
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posted 30 July 2002 10:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aunty Em     Edit/Delete Message
Nah. Let him go. It's just stamping feet and attention seeking anyway and you've all pandered to him. He won't go anyway, it was just a cry for reaffirmation so he could feel the luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve and also a dig at another treehouser, all very silly if you ask me. Though you didn't ask me. Well, you did ask me in that it was a posting which was open to all. Or did I dream it? And no Marcus you don't need to interpret it. Prof Freud however, that's another matter. Pull up a couch.

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Mickey Jupp
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posted 30 July 2002 10:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mickey Jupp   Click Here to Email Mickey Jupp     Edit/Delete Message
A duel to the death would sort it out nicely.

Gentlemen choose your weapons: handbags, wet fish or tickling sticks?

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olav the hairy
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posted 30 July 2002 12:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for olav the hairy   Click Here to Email olav the hairy     Edit/Delete Message
this is getting silly.

both of you - shake digital hands and be done with it.

otherwise I'll have to start posting threads saying that both Chelsea and Liverpool are crap so you'll have to gang up together and wallop ten bells out of my satanic Charlton soul...

either that or we ask the president to ban conversations on football, religeon and sex.

and then we're all buggered.

not by the president, I hope.

yours very sincerely

A newbie, and a fan of all Treehousers.

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Karl Eldridge
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posted 30 July 2002 12:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Karl Eldridge     Edit/Delete Message
Charlton Athletic - Chelsea are your bitches
However this is worth a look
http://members.lycos.co.uk/chelsea60s_70s/charltona.html

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alias
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posted 30 July 2002 01:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for alias   Click Here to Email alias     Edit/Delete Message
Dead, old mate, quite simply you (and all of of us for that matter) can't just simply up and leave. It doesn't work like that. Once you join the Treehouse and show committment (over 500 posts) you are here for LIFE!!!!
Like it or not... you're stuck with us!!!
This aint the Tory Party you know.

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Smudgeboy2002
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posted 30 July 2002 01:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Smudgeboy2002     Edit/Delete Message
Gents, far be it from me (as a relative newbie AND a Charlton fan) to stick my neck out, but isn't this all a bit silly now?

At the risk of getting my head bitten off, could I suggest the following:

Dead - DON'T stalk off in a huff mate, you contribute really well to this board (IMO). Suddenly getting venemous about Karl and then leaving like this would be a poor legacy.

Karl - in general your posted responses seem well thought out and reasonable. You've apologised for previous transgressions - however you don't seem to be able to resist a little dig/jibe at Dead each post. Stop it. It doesn't help things.

May I suggest you both calm down and step back a bit - perhaps try looking at it from the perspective of bemused onlookers like myself. Or alternatively, take this off-list?

That's my two cents - use it, ignore it, hate me, your choice. I'm new, I'm thick skinned. I'm hoping I can help.

I'm hoping Charlton stay up.

I'm hoping XTC release a new album soon.

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olav the hairy
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posted 30 July 2002 02:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for olav the hairy   Click Here to Email olav the hairy     Edit/Delete Message
GOT IT!

me and smudge vs Elrond and Karl

TAG TEAM WRESTLING!!

*boings off ropes, trips over referee, knocking myself out*

come on in, the water's lovely!

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Boris the Tonk
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posted 30 July 2002 02:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Boris the Tonk   Click Here to Email Boris the Tonk     Edit/Delete Message
Dead, as you put on your coat and reach for the hat, may i say that the World Cup - great though it was - was hugely improved by WCDE's postings. Soopoib stuff, even by the standards of this place.

*Sniffs miserably, wipes nose on sleeve*

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MrBungle
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posted 30 July 2002 02:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrBungle   Click Here to Email MrBungle     Edit/Delete Message
Dead, you know that I know that you know that you can't live without us!

Is it worth throwing away all we've achieved here over something/someone of such little relevance to what we do here.

Come back! If you don't, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. Or even the day after. But soon, and for the rest of your life.

Need a better reason? Ok:-
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles/

This will be your life!

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KevS
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posted 30 July 2002 02:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KevS   Click Here to Email KevS     Edit/Delete Message
Mind you, if I was to state that I was thinking of leaving, the first reply I'd get would be "Fuck off and don't come back, inbred" signed Elrond, D.

See, this is no fun when he's not around to respond.

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Mickey Jupp
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posted 30 July 2002 02:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mickey Jupp   Click Here to Email Mickey Jupp     Edit/Delete Message
Hear Hear

World Cup Dead Elrond's World Cup Facts were a thing of beauty and a joy forever.

There'll be another World Cup Fact thread in 2006, possibly.

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KevS
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posted 30 July 2002 06:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KevS   Click Here to Email KevS     Edit/Delete Message
A return to the summit methinks.

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Geordie
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posted 30 July 2002 09:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Geordie     Edit/Delete Message
Dead,

There have been many times on this board when I have felt like I have been fighting a losing battle. Subjects such as the Simpsons, Sci-Fi and elves have drawn us closer together.

I for one feel this board would be a worse place without you contributing. I hope you reconsider as I do believe the vast vast majority enjoy your work.

If you wanted to come round, sit down and talk these fellings over, we can have a nice cup of coffee, take a few readings from the Hobbitt and watch a few episodes of Star Trek. I am sure we would both feel better after all that.

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richardx
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posted 30 July 2002 09:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for richardx   Click Here to Email richardx     Edit/Delete Message
..perhaps, just like in "The A Team", if we all shout his name loud enough, he will hear us...

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grockle
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posted 30 July 2002 09:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for grockle   Click Here to Email grockle     Edit/Delete Message
HIS NAME

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andrew/oafc
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posted 31 July 2002 12:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for andrew/oafc   Click Here to Email andrew/oafc     Edit/Delete Message
Whaddya mean he don't like The Simpsons ?? He never mentioned this before.Let him rot I say .

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